My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."




On December 19th, 2013 my mom had a seizure and spent a week in a coma. Because of this, I decided to drop out of school for at least the spring semester. While there is normally a couple hundred dollars left over from my school’s financial aid, I decided taking care of my mom…